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(01:47:19) mohadib: we have been seeing each other for about a year
(01:47:25) mohadib: she is just too.... much
(01:47:30) Jwormy: dude
(01:47:35) Jwormy: i hate to cut this emotional iming short
(01:47:38) mohadib: lol
(01:47:39) Jwormy: but i 'm fucking wasted.
(01:47:42) Jwormy: so i am going to sleep
(01:47:52) Jwormy: yu just keep telling your story and in the morning i'll tell you i'm sorry.

Jwormy: dude, why the fuck do programmers use some weird foriegn language for filler text?
briandilleyownz: that's lorem ipsum dude: http://www.lipsum.com/
Jwormy: wow
Jwormy: i learned something
Jwormy: and here i am searching for a latin anal sex story
Jwormy: to use as filler text
Jwormy: muhhaha
briandilleyownzu: lol

SMSGSMPalm: basically, games, itune7, a bunch of new ipod crap, and the streaming device were what he was on about today
briandilleyownzu: i want information on the game API
SMSGSMPalm: yeah, no shit
SMSGSMPalm: it's an apple keynote at macworld though, what do you expect, technical info at a mac show?
SMSGSMPalm: dude, macs aren't like pc's they don't run on that 1 and 0 crap
SMSGSMPalm: macs run on jellybeans and ponies

 I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.
 FOR EXAMPLE:
 One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well,
the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."
 I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
 So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
 "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
 She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
 Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
 The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
 We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have
thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
know how to play tennis.
 I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
 I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."
 Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,
"WHAT?"
 I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
 And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
 Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch
knows I'm smarter than her.
  Alright Ladies. Forward this if you agree. Hell even if you disagree,
forward it anyway.
 Men, forward this if you have BALLS !!!!

Carlos: rm -rf brian
brian:
find /carlos -name 'testicles'
find: nothing found
Carlos: you should have done
 touch /carlos/testicles
 touch: too big

rjfmvp (11:35:05 PM): God, How can any one person be so dumb?
rjfmvp (11:35:20 PM): Well, not to say that I'm not dumb.....but at least I'll fess up to my stupidines
rjfmvp (11:35:27 PM): Stupididness...wait...
rjfmvp (11:35:34 PM): Stupid - ness...
TheOneArmedNinja (11:35:37 PM): o_O;
TheOneArmedNinja (11:35:42 PM): Stupidity?
rjfmvp (11:35:48 PM): exactly!
rjfmvp (11:35:54 PM): What the helll!!!!
TheOneArmedNinja (11:35:58 PM): HAHA.
rjfmvp (11:36:07 PM): FUCKING STUPID PEOPLE!!!

Ben: u ever hit ctrl-s in a conversation window cause you like what you just wrote and don't want to lose it
Ben: like u know
Ben: not realizing it's a conversation window
Roberto: plenty of times
Ben: yea cause you're a freak on the ctrl-s
Ben: you hit it literally after every character you type
Roberto: I used windows for a long time...
Roberto: hehe
Ben: v ctrl-s o ctrl-s i ctrl-s d ctrl-s ctrl-s m ctrl-s a ctrl-s i ctrl-s n ctrl-s ( ctrl-s ) ctrl-s

<Defcon> WoW kills over 1 chinese each year

mmllee2003 (11:12:45 AM): did you get my email?
wappatuncc (11:12:47 AM): no
mmllee2003 (11:12:53 AM): what/
wappatuncc (11:13:01 AM): when did you send it?
mmllee2003 (11:13:10 AM): like 293487293874 days ago
mmllee2003 (11:13:21 AM): to hch3_at_cablespeed.com
wappatuncc (11:13:51 AM): did you replace the _at_ w/ @?
mmllee2003 (11:14:02 AM): uhh no
mmllee2003 (11:14:09 AM): why did you put it like that then?!?!
wappatuncc (11:14:11 AM): that would be why i didnt get it
wappatuncc (11:14:21 AM): long reason
mmllee2003 (11:14:26 AM): damnit

Jwormy: So Crystal reports support lets you buy questions.
Jwormy: or buy phone calls
Jwormy: so i'm like.. sweet.. 10 bucks per call
Jwormy: righhhhhhtt
Jwormy: 195$ per call
Jwormy: or 500$ if you buy a bundle of 5! hooray!
Jwormy: what the FUCK
Jwormy: Service in English. PLEASE NOTE: Crystal Single Case is not software;
Jwormy: see you pay so fucking much, people think it is software
Jwormy: since when do you pay 195 for a phone call?\
Jwormy: you could talk to sex lines for HOURS for that